THE O.F.A.Q.

Are you this guy? Or this guy?

A. No, but I adore DOCTOR WHO -- always have, always will...
B. No, but I do sing in a cover band!

Why don't you have an obligatory guestbook, message board, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, or blog?

Such devices are the tools of Lucifer, my child -- repent!

(Actually, I used to have a LiveJournal, but it became redundant -- I used it for the same purpose now served by this site's news page.)